How about another Top 10 list.
Because previously I wrote of the “Top 10 Reasons Your Website Needs A Redesign“.
But now instead of wild and comedic exaggerations to indirectly insult your web designer, to hell with it, let’s slander them in a more immediate fashion.
It is all meant in jest although with some sites I see, I may be more accurate than I could imagine.
So, I present to you “The Top 10 Reasons You Need A New Web Designer” and in true Top 10 list fashion you should read this from bottom to top.
- He said “What’s a Google?”
- Your guy thinks screen resolutions come in ‘small’, ‘medium’, and ‘large’.
- Your guy thinks spell checking is something that only Harry Potter needs to do.
- After a request to make a site more appealing to women, your guy adds pictures of shoes and Clive Owen.
- Your guy tries to convince you Search Engines are just a fad.
- Your guy thinks Usability Testing is only to make sure the site loads.
- Your guy thinks a search engine submission is a wrestling manoeuvre.
- Your guy thinks an Apple Mac is dessert for a Quarter Pounder.
- Your guy thinks a web server is what Spider-Man wears on his wrists.
- Your guy’s concept for your website is urban grunge, but you own a pet shop.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON YOU NEED A NEW WEB DESIGNER…