The Top 10 Reasons You Need A New Web Designer

How about another Top 10 list.

Because previously I wrote of the “Top 10 Reasons Your Website Needs A Redesign“.

But now instead of wild and comedic exaggerations to indirectly insult your web designer, to hell with it, let’s slander them in a more immediate fashion.

It is all meant in jest although with some sites I see, I may be more accurate than I could imagine.

So, I present to you “The Top 10 Reasons You Need A New Web Designerand in true Top 10 list fashion you should read this from bottom to top.

  1. He said “What’s a Google?”

  3. Your guy thinks screen resolutions come in ‘small’, ‘medium’, and ‘large’.
  4. Your guy thinks spell checking is something that only Harry Potter needs to do.
  5. After a request to make a site more appealing to women, your guy adds pictures of shoes and Clive Owen.
  6. Your guy tries to convince you Search Engines are just a fad.
  7. Your guy thinks Usability Testing is only to make sure the site loads.
  8. Your guy thinks a search engine submission is a wrestling manoeuvre.
  9. Your guy thinks an Apple Mac is dessert for a Quarter Pounder.
  10. Your guy thinks a web server is what Spider-Man wears on his wrists.
  11. Your guy’s concept for your website is urban grunge, but you own a pet shop.

2 thoughts on “The Top 10 Reasons You Need A New Web Designer

  1. Pretty cool post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say
    that I have really liked reading your blog posts. Anyway
    I’ll be subscribing to your blog and I hope you post again soon!

  2. Well your welcome Lndd, I’m very glad you did stumble by.
    It’s a little unexpected message of appreciation like that which keeps the casual blogger like me going to write that next post.
    Thank you.

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