The Top 10 Reasons You Need A New Web Designer

How about another Top 10 list.

Because previously I wrote of the “Top 10 Reasons Your Website Needs A Redesign“.

But now instead of wild and comedic exaggerations to indirectly insult your web designer, to hell with it, let’s slander them in a more immediate fashion.

It is all meant in jest although with some sites I see, I may be more accurate than I could imagine.

So, I present to you “The Top 10 Reasons You Need A New Web Designerand in true Top 10 list fashion you should read this from bottom to top.

  1. He said “What’s a Google?”
  2. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON YOU NEED A NEW WEB DESIGNER…

  3. Your guy thinks screen resolutions come in ‘small’, ‘medium’, and ‘large’.
  4. Your guy thinks spell checking is something that only Harry Potter needs to do.
  5. After a request to make a site more appealing to women, your guy adds pictures of shoes and Clive Owen.
  6. Your guy tries to convince you Search Engines are just a fad.
  7. Your guy thinks Usability Testing is only to make sure the site loads.
  8. Your guy thinks a search engine submission is a wrestling manoeuvre.
  9. Your guy thinks an Apple Mac is dessert for a Quarter Pounder.
  10. Your guy thinks a web server is what Spider-Man wears on his wrists.
  11. Your guy’s concept for your website is urban grunge, but you own a pet shop.
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2 thoughts on “The Top 10 Reasons You Need A New Web Designer

  1. Pretty cool post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say
    that I have really liked reading your blog posts. Anyway
    I’ll be subscribing to your blog and I hope you post again soon!

  2. Well your welcome Lndd, I’m very glad you did stumble by.
    It’s a little unexpected message of appreciation like that which keeps the casual blogger like me going to write that next post.
    Thank you.

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