With friends like these who need enemas.

A bit more behind the scenes stuff for you again.

Because no sooner have I explained how Mr Clive Owen unexpectedly helped to increase my Blog hits, than I have the tale of an equally unlikely reason that people are visiting here.

A reason that if you’d have told me beforehand, I would have told you to butt out, that you were talking out of your arse, that you were full of crap and actually, I would have been right.

For the new reason of this blogs increasing popularity is, and I can barely believe I’m writing this, the new reason is…enemas.

Or to be slightly more precise, DIY enemas. Yes indeed folks, there are people specifically coming to this blog to stick a hose up their harris.

Not that I mind, I’ve been linked with the extraction of bodily waste before this, and it doesn’t matter to me how people are being drawn here as long as they are. But why would they be arriving here looking for enemas?

Well, it seems that I have the inadvertent help of Google to be thankful for again. Not for the new Google Alerts service I spoke of previously but with the old, type it in yourself and see what comes up method. Or perhaps for these folk, what comes out.

Because courtesy of a post that I wrote on here called ‘How To Perform a DIY Enema and Other Essential Knowledge‘, that is totally enema unrelated apart from its title, it seems that I am starting to rank very highly on Google for people who actually do want to perform DIY Enemas.

Not that I’m quite public enema No. 1 just yet, but I am certainly in the Top 10.

Have a look yourself. Crack open Google, insert ‘DIY Enemas’, examine the contents and how about that, on Page 1, you’ll find this blog.

Mmm, putting it like that, perhaps I should be offended.

But anyway, as surprised as I am for this new flush of visitors, anybody who followed that link – and the technical stuff behind this blog tells me dozens have, they will be just as surprised to discover that this is not an amateur proctology blog.

Nevertheless, to any of the new arrivals who are here prior to shoving tubing up your back passage, I’m still delighted you stopped by.

Although I’ll be honest, when I thought I’d be showing people how to defrag their system, I did have something else in mind.

How to perform a DIY enema and other essential knowledge.

Ok then, since my post on Movie Louvre gathered more feedback than anything else I’ve written about, I can spot a trend and I don’t mind pandering to my audience.

So for your kind consideration I invite you to check out another video portal site.

But instead of one to go to when you have nothing better to do like Movie Louvre, this is the website for when you do have something better to do…but have no idea how to do it.

wht1For it is a very useful site called WonderHowTo that’s a fantastic collection of instructional videos about anything you could think of, amazing things you would never think of and stuff that you may wish you would never think of again.

The makers themselves call it the video guide for a curious world and it surely is, from the clever, the practical, the weird, the wonderful, the morally dubious and frankly the downright illegal.

But I hasten to add that WonderHowTo is not in any way a dodgy site itself, it just pulls all the instructional titles freely available on YouTube and 1,700 other websites and simply aggregates everything together.

For example if you want one resource to know how to deliver a baby in an emergency, train your cat to use your toilet, fight off a shark attack or make an excellent Chicken Scalopini you’ve found the right place.

Similarly if you want to know how to build a spy microphone from an old wok, cheat at Blackjack, hack a firewall or to throw a screwdriver like a ninja then you’re also in luck and I take no responsibility whatsoever.

And there’s so much to wander through you could spend hours just watching random and recommended videos but WonderHowTo really proves its worth when you use it for a purpose.

For anything you’ve got to do but unsure how to, check out this site first and you can bet they’ll be plenty of videos showing you the way. Even for the normal stuff like changing a duvet cover you’ll find tips to do it in a fraction of the time.

Although to skew this thing somewhat back to computers, find out how to perform maintenance, safely install programs or improve your skills with Word, Excel or any other utility you use just by searching for and learning from the hundreds of step by step tutorials.

WonderHowTo conveniently makes the searching easy as well because apart from a generic search bar everything is broken down into 35 varied categories and 431 subcategories to help find those things most of interest to you.

And when the categories include ‘Spirituality’, ‘Dance’, ‘Pranks & Cons’ and dare I say even ‘Weapons’ there’s bound to be something for everybody, even the psychotic.

So have a look at WonderHowTo by clicking this link and if nothing else I recommend looking up ways to defend yourself from the psychotics who know about this website.

But you can never know too much can you and if you’ll excuse me, I’ve just noticed yet another video that demands examination under the phenomenal title of ‘Have a Clean Fresh Vagina’

Learning stuff is awesome!

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