Ah, the mighty Amazon, that all embracing river of commerce we all dip our retail oar in.
It’s the biggest, it’s the best and it’s the most authoritative when it comes to purchasers feedback. A clutch of positive or negative reviews on there can make or break a product being sold.
But what happens when the whole purpose of a review is not to make or break that product, rather to make you laugh so hard that you break a rib. When a review is so funny that the only thing the buyer should beware is soiling themselves. When the, um, er…oh sod it, I’ve run out of shopping superlatives but you get the idea.
The thing is, there are certain products that are so familiar or so entirely unremarkable that reviews in the normal sense are superfluous anyway, y’know for stuff like Bic pens, T Shirts, milk, and Katie Price and Peter Andre’s album.
Take the humble Bic pen for instance, what could be more ubiquitous or its use so obvious. I mean nobody needs a review of a Bic pen do they.
Except when they’re this inspired…
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And those are just a few appetizers for the feast of funny you’ll find on the real Amazon page, there’s another 234 on there.
Actually you can make that 235 now…
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Well, if you take other peoples reviews, you gotta give one back of your own haven’t ya. And I do love my Bic.
So if you want to read more ribaldrous reviews and comedic critiques, and I really urge you that you should, go to this ready-made list of funny Amazon reviews on the Amazon site itself.
Be warned however, with all those aforementioned Bic reviews and similar hilarity for Paul Ross’s and Hitlers portrait (not together of course), a ‘Jesus – He’s my No. 1’ Mug and some total classics about the Original Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts, you will definitely fall into one of two categories.
Either you will have tears running down your trouser leg, or your colostomy bag will explode.
But you will piss yourself.
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WTF!
Spam comments, you get a lot of the buggers, like that one above, trying to sneak through on this thing.
Of course 99% of them are quickly deleted with extreme prejudice.
But this one was so wacky, I thought it was kind of appropriate.
Alright then, if you have visited the link to Amazon.co.uk and already laughed yourself incontinent, you may want to see how our American friends do it on the Amazon.com site.
But do have a spare pair of pants handy again.
Uranium Ore
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape
3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form